this is a mug shot of Bert from the files of the San Francisco Police Department

Bert is Evil !   We have reason to believe that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and you should keep your children away from him.  Here in these pages are collected incriminating images and documents that prove that Bert is not the lovable harmless geek he so successfully makes us think he is.  Image Archive [the older images]  Interview with best buddy Ernie Interview with Muppet Spokesperson Kermit the Frog  Intercepted e-mail correspondence with Jeffrey Dahmer  How did Mr. Hooper Really Die? (the untold story)   Interview with Elmo Monster  Special report on "Tickle Me Elmo"  The Lost Pamela Lee Video Excerpt  Monolith from Easter Island  Bert in the Jerry Springer Show  NEW The Dennis Rodman Connection  NEWThe Kevin Costner connection  NEW"I think those are Ernie's shoes..."  NEW"F.B.I. crop circle file"  NEW"Bert's nose correction"  NEW"Bert's evil eyes"  Guestbook

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